A man is scotland calls his son,he says i hate to ruin your day but"your mother and i are divorcing" i can't stand it any more after 45years of misery is enough,the son screams at his dad"what are you talking about",
the father replies "we are sick of the sight of each other and all the tension",so you can call your sister in leeds and tell her,
frantically the son calls his sister and tells her she screams "like hell they are getting divorced"i'll take care of this,
she calls scotland immediatly and screams at her father"you are not getting divorced"don't do a thing till i get there,i'm calling my brother back and we will both be there tomorrow,"untill then don't do a thing",do you hear me nothing and hangs up,
the old man hangs up and turns to his wife with a smile,
DONE,THEY ARE COMING FOR CHRISTMAS AND THEY'RE PAYING THEIR OWN WAY!!!!!
